Sunday, January 21, 2024
Tuesday, January 9, 2024
When God created woman...
When God created woman, he was working late on the 6th day.
An angel came by and asked, “Why spend so much time on her?"
The Lord answered, “Have you seen all the specifications I
have to meet to shape her?
She must function in all kinds of situations.
She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time.
Have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to
a broken heart.
She must do all this with only two hands.
She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day.”
The angel was impressed, "Just two hands...impossible!
And this is the standard model?"
The angel came closer and touched the woman.
“But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft", said the Lord,
"But I have made her strong. You can't imagine what she
can endure and overcome."
"Can she think?" The angel asked.
The Lord answered, "Not only can she think, she can reason
and negotiate."
The angel touched her cheeks.
"Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put
too many burdens on her." "She is not leaking...it is a tear"
the Lord corrected the angel. "What's it for?" Asked the angel.
The Lord said, “Tears are her way of expressing her grief,
her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering, and her pride."
This made a big impression on the angel,
"Lord, you are a genius. You thought of everything.
A woman is indeed marvelous!"
Lord said, “Indeed she is.
She has strength that amazes a man.
She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love, and opinions.
She smiles when she feels like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying.
Cries when happy and laughs when afraid.
She fights for what she believes in.
Her love is unconditional.
Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies
but she finds strength to get on with life."
The angel asked: "So she is a perfect being?"
The Lord replied, "No. She has just one drawback...
she often forgets what She is worth.”
Excerpts from George Carlin:
Excerpts from George Carlin:
We drink too much,
smoke too much,
spend too recklessly,
laugh too little,
drive too fast,
get too angry,
stay up too late,
get up too tired,
read too little,
watch TV too much,
and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions,
but reduced our values.
We talk too much,
love too seldom and hate too often.
Remember, spend some time with your loved ones,
because they are not going to be around forever.
Remember, say a kind word to
someone who looks up to you in awe,
because that little person soon will
grow up and leave your side.
Remember, to give a warm hug to
the one next to you,
because that is the only treasure
you can give with your heart and
it doesn't cost a cent.
Remember, to say, "I love you"
to your partner and your loved ones,
but most of all mean it. A kiss and an
embrace will mend hurt when it
comes from deep inside of you.
Remember to hold hands and cherish
the moment for someday that person
will not be there again. Give time to love,
give time to speak, and give time to share
the precious thoughts in your mind.
May God Bless You All and Keep You All Safe!
What lies behind us and
What lies before us
are tiny matters compared to
What lies within us.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Saturday, January 6, 2024
There was yet another school shooting....
There was yet another school shooting in Iowa today.
or yesterday…as I am reading, I first come to this:
Jan. 5, 2024, 12:18 AM UTC
'He got tired of the bullying,' classmates say of the shooter.
The Associated Press
Sisters Yesenia Roeder and Khamya Hall, both 17,
Then later toward the end of the article they the investigators say,
Truly I say to you, Maybe just maybe if the damn School